darkrainbowlouis:

louis: “my first tattoo that gave me the tattoo bug was the screws with the other band members”

harry, packing up his clothes to file for divorce: “fine. it’s whatever. not like I spent months making pinterest boards of romantic tattoo ideas for us to do once I convinced you to face your fear of needles and aversion to pain. glad the screws did it for you. I don’t even like tattoos. I’m going to get my anchor, ship, and rose removed now. birds don’t even have eyebrows, I don’t know what I was thinking.”